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May 8th, 2007

Title: Absolutely
Author: [info]elucreh
Pairing: Sam/Madison; Sam/Dean implied
Rating: PG (for this part, at least)
Summary: There's messing with Sam and then there's cockblocking, and Dean wants Sam to get naked and dirty--Sam deserves it, he's been going through a lot of shit lately.
Notes: Suggestions/comments/advice/typo-corrections welcome!

Absolutely )

April 29th, 2007

Note: Remix of Hidden by Anansay for the 2007 Remix Redux

Title: Recover (The Optional Remix)
Author: [info]elucreh
Summary: This complex enchantment is the means to major changes in past world events…
Rating: PG

Recover (The Optional Remix) )

March 1st, 2007

Note: Written for [info]slian_martreb and [info]hpvalensmut

Title: In Eleven Easy Steps
Recipient: [info]slian_martreb
Author: Elucreh
Pairing: Ron/Draco; past Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: Anyone can be your right one in eleven easy steps.
Warnings: Schmoop. Mainly schmoop.
A/N: Thanks to our lovely Di, who is patient with me when I don't deserve it. Happy Valensmut, [info]slian_martreb!


In Eleven Easy Steps )

January 1st, 2007

Title: They Have Their Uses
Author: Elucreh
Fandoms: SGA/Macdonald Hall
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay; Walton/O'Neal
Summary: Not even when you go to another galaxy can you escape running into old schoolmates at cocktail parties…
Notes: It should be noted that my education in actual canon is still incomplete—I'm aware that the Genii thing is eventually settled in other ways, but I don't know the specifics, so you'll have to consider this as one of those alternate universes, branching off after the first few episodes of season two. Thanks to Alli for the beta.
Dedication: [info]rageprufrock asked for Macdonald Hall for Christmas—and she single-handedly lured me into SGA. When I saw that Rodney would have more or less started his first year of boarding school the same year of the Fish broadcasts, the bunny bit hard. It's a little late for Christmas (my muse is like that) but I dedicate this fic to Pru, with all my best wishes for an amazing New Year.


A Small Universe After All )

November 15th, 2006

Written for [info]andreanna as a [info]merry_smutmas present


Title: Comfort and Carp
Author: Elucreh
Recipient's Name: Andreanna
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Trio and permutations; mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine. Not even the fish.
Summary: They have always taken care of each other, any way they can.
Warnings: Some angst; threesome, slash and het; frottage, some voyeurism, masturbation, dirty talk
Author's notes: Andreanna requested Trio, voyeurism, outsider POV, UST, frottage, angst; further prodding added pocket watch, Muggle temporary tattoos, fake vomit, comforter, koi fish. (Sorry, there were no pocket watches to be had.) Thanks, as always, to the amazing betas D and T, who will be revealed anon. A very merry Smutmas to you, Andreanna…I hope you enjoy.



Comfort and Carp )

August 20th, 2006

For: Dolly Pancakes ([info]gunderpants) and the [info]reversathon

Title: Marked
Author: [info]elucreh
Rating: PG
Pairing/Character: Sirius, Remus, James, Peter, and Gryffindor Tower ensemble
Summary: In the process of making peace with Lily, Sirius learns about communism. Communism ensues.
Notes: With all due thanks and respect to Lord of the Flies, all the Bruno and Boots books (but especially Mr. Wizzle!), "Long Live the Rabid Squirrels!", and Karl Marx. Also to my requestor, who gives awesome prompts. Also to my beta, temptress though she is.

Prompt: MWPP era. Everyone thinks Remus is behaving suspiciously about something. Further prodding for details added: The Communist Manifesto, by Karl Marx, a flag from the old Soviet Union, and a Muggle newspaper.


Marked )


Extra special, very amazing note: This story was remixed by [info]daphnaea for the 2007 RemixRedux; The Red and the Black (the Neverland Remix) is something so far beyond the original that it blows the mind.

June 13th, 2006

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Title: An Indirect Method of Acquiring Confidences; Or, Potter Sucks!
Author: Elucreh
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/James...technically
Summary: James is a bit of a prat. But he likes to help his friends. Sometimes the ways he helps them are...unorthodox.
Notes: Inspired by [info]somewhatdeluded and her wonderful Advent; a kind of unauthorised prequel, though it stands in its own right. (Think of it as a remix, without the being-part-of-the-Remix part.) Thanks to [info]corvidae9 and [info]adalanne for the beta and advisory.


The thing about Moony, James reflected... )

June 12th, 2006

Title: New Causes, New Consequences
Author: Elucreh
Fandom: Macdonald Hall
Rating: PG-13 (...there may be a sequel, if my pr0n muse comes back)
Summary: Bruno and Boots go to college. They adopt new causes. They make new friends. Some things don't change.
Notes: This was intended as a birthday fic for [info]marksykins. Because she is truly awesome, and because her B&B drabble made me want to write Bruno and Boots again. It's late…late late…but happy belated birthday, Marks!
Warnings: Um, there is a little schmoop, I'm afraid.



It was never in question whether Bruno and Boots would wind up at the same university… )

April 24th, 2006

Title: All He Had Left To Him
Author: [info]elucreh
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 3500
Warnings: Minor character deaths, angst, off-screen torture
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Summary: After his failure at Hogwarts, Draco is the lowest of the Death Eaters, demoted to prison warden, without hope. Then a prisoner arrives whom he never expected.
Author's Note: For [info]silentauror in the HP Valensmut anonython. Thanks to my betas, Lara and Jenna, and to [info]violet_quill who let me lift an idea from her fic.

All He Had Left To Him )

March 8th, 2005

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Title: Proud of Him
Rating: G
Warnings: Psychotic six year old
Prompt: #63: I never wanted to be a hero, but on the other hand I am not anxious to cultivate cowardice.--Gertrude Stein
Summary: Never teach a child what you would not want him to know as an adult.
Notes: Thanks to [info]adalanne for making this story less of a hash than it was. ^_~ Thanks to my preschool class, for teaching me. And thanks to [info]ms_katonic for suggesting and debating guinea pigs with me.

Proud of Him )

March 8th, 2004

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Title: Take My Leaves of You
For: Voleuse and the Harryathon
Ship: Harry/Luna
Summary: Perhaps there’s more to soggy lumps than Trelawney can tell…
Warnings: None
Take My Leaves of You )

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Title: Omnia Vincit Amore
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/Hr
A/N #1: Elucreh is too lazy to make her own executive decisions, therefore if you want to know how they wound up back in Grimmauld Place and why Harry is not still in the throes of agony, go read Jack Ichijouji’s Laughter which tells you all that better than she could, anyway.

Dedicated to Abbey, who needs to have her faith in men restored…perhaps they aren’t all prats? Maybe, every once in a while, one of them really only meant to tell you that you were a delicate rose? Keep searching…the idiocy of one is not the idiocy of all. I love you.

Omnia Vincit Amore )
Title: Prophesy Fly
Recipient: [info]lessthanpie
Crossover: HP/Discworld
Rating: G
Pairings: H/L, N/G, R/Hr, but only mentioned so it shouldn't squick you.
Summary: Albus ought to know better than to take the advice of a man who regularly drinks Wowow sauce.
Notes: It was mentioned that a porny bunny would be nice. Er, sorry. This is completely porn-free. Pure comedy, a wee bit disjointed, not at all connected to the requests, really, except that it is HP-Discworld. But it's not my fault! That one attacked me! *points fearful finger at rabbit with razor-sharp teeth*

Prophesy Fly )

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Title: Irately Addressed to Madeleine Kemper
Rating: G
Notes: This is for the...well, non-existent...fandom for the Ellen Conford book "Seven Days to a Brand-New You", a poem written to Maddy Kemper, the protagonist. Now, actually, I like this book as a parody of teen chick lit and as a spunky little story. But one day the girl just got on my nerves...

Irately Addressed to Madeleine Kemper )

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Title: Of Locks and Lobes
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/Hr implied, Percy/Penelope, Arthur/Molly
Summary: Penelope helps Hermione with her hair. Girltalk ensues.
Of Locks and Lobes )

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Title: Quid Quid Latine
Rating: PG
Summary: How we got the Hogwarts motto; Rowena and Helga on Men
Notes: The wonderful [info]adalanne wrote a prequel to this called "Quia Vera Erant".

Quid Quid Latine )

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Title: Egging
Rating: R-ish? Light NC-17?
Pairing: H/D
Disclaimer: Not mine. I promise. If they were they would definitely be shagging more often.
Summary: Detention. Potion-testing. Snape in a bunny suit.
Notes: AN: )

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Title: Sleeping Through Anything
Pairing: R/Hr
Rating: G
Summary: Ron promises to get up to study. Hermione sees to it he keeps his word.
A/N: Let’s review the basic facts. (1) J. K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books, and (1 prime) she is one the most amazing, brilliant, exceptional people on the face of the planet. (2) She did not go crazy last weekend and sign all the rights over to me. (What would I do with them? I can’t write like that!) Therefore,(3) I am making no money from this, I do not deserve to make money from this, and if you want to send me money, please pretend that it was because you admired my taste in socks from three continents away, because (3 prime) I adore the woman and I would never want to deprive her of the kind of money it takes to acquire good taste in socks.

Sleeping Through Anything )

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Title: Dinner Companion
Rating: PG
Notes: Written on an odd whim in September 2003
Summary: We become who we are through adapting to what society has made us. Conversation with the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin.
Dinner Companion )

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It took so many rewrites my head is spinning. My friends are so sick of hearing me whine that Zu "flogged my muse with a North Atlantic sea salmon, then teased her to the point of ecstacy before skipping away laughing, leaving the evil bitch hanging." Funnily enough, after that she became cooperative.

But it all really works. I'm actually quite proud of it.


  • Title: Quod Timet
  • Rating: PG
  • Pairing: R/Hr
  • Summary: Ron’s not the only one who can be jealous…
  • Warnings and Notes: Angry Hermione ahead. If you’re Ernie MacMillan, you may want to stay away entirely. Written for Lendolyn and the R_h_ficathon in March 2004

    Quod Timet )
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